PikPakBum is odd

Nov 23, '06 1:56 AM
by DidipusRex for everyone

I don't rightly know what HumanUpgrades.com is exactly, whether it's a companion site to a movie or just something cooked up by a bunch of bored photoshoppers and flash artists. Whatever it is, it's an intriguing, if unrealistic, look at what could be.

Make sure you don't miss their various "products," including the nightmarish yet oddly exciting Cuntongue and Palmclit. It's not all sex, mind you. Webfoot, pictured above, is a performance enhancer for swimmers and divers. Cooling vents for the head are also introduced, handy when you're always under work stress.

And, since we haven't used the feature yet, might as well stick a poll in here.

Thanks to meg for the link.

Tags: human upgrade, science fiction, fantasy, body modification

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fireflung wrote on Nov 23, '06

the cuntongue is disgusting. hahaha.. :)

didipusrex wrote on Nov 23, '06, edited on Nov 23, '06

pollsters are liars hahahahaha. you know they want something more, uhm, extreme.

katotheterrible wrote on Nov 23, '06

ROFL. I love how the model for the Palmclit is a man. Puts an interesting twist to the term handjob.

didipusrex wrote on Nov 23, '06

It's an equal opportunity website.

quintaclasse wrote on Nov 23, '06

the webfoot is actually useful and it doesn't look as weird.

katotheterrible wrote on Nov 23, '06, edited on Nov 23, '06

I'm reminded of Tiresias. Hera would be furious.

sochinmeikyo wrote on Nov 23, '06

The idea is probably a ripoff from one of the 'Batman:Beyond' animation episodes.

adez23 wrote on Nov 23, '06

Obviously a fake, but it doesn't remove the creepiness.

igelicious wrote on Nov 23, '06, edited on Nov 28, '06

I was looking for some kinda penis upgrade or a silent fart switch like on a computer. Parang "mute fart". Pwede ring volume control for that fart with the three exlamation points!

didipusrex wrote on Nov 23, '06

ayan ang gusto kong pikpakpeep, honest at practikal.

ubb622 wrote on Nov 24, '06

...wala bang simple bluetooth?

didipusrex wrote on Nov 24, '06

How about a Bluetooth Tooth? With a transmitter/receiver stud that's connected directly to your jaw, so you can really go handsfree.

didipusrex wrote on Nov 24, '06

I remember a Bruce Sterling short story where his two industrial spies had subepidermal concentrated nutrient patches. That way, they'd never have to eat during a protracted mission. Galeng!

dustinman wrote on Nov 24, '06

this is so cool!!
some looks gross though...
i want kevin costner's character's gills in underworld, that would be real useful with the webbed digits. i should get the webbed digits with the 6th finger.
the lust ones are gross esp. the multinipple. if these were ture, i'll be one of those activists who'd say "don't engineer genitals!"

sk8erboi wrote on Nov 26, '06

i wonder if they'll have more products soon... like additional arms and stuff...foot wheels would be nice too... haha!

kagey wrote on Nov 30, '06

im with dustin on the gills and webbed hands/feet.

or di kaya infrared eye? para diretso sa utak mo magtransmit ang information?

ketong71 wrote on Nov 30, '06

quintaclasse said

the webfoot is actually useful and it doesn't look as weird.

Webfoot and webhands would be useful, with the ability to breathe underwater. Remember The Man From Atlantis?

dustinman wrote on Dec 3, '06

but isn't infrared bad for the eyes? if a person would communicate they'll get blind eheh...

i wanna be the man from atlantis! i'll live happily under the sea in atlanta! ahaha

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